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09.06.2025 01:37
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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No way
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts